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Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!
Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!
Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.
Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.
Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.
Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.
Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.
Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.
Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.
Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).
8 comments:
We are so H-O-T Hot!!!
Hey , Congrats! Lana was the only and highest bid on my Nie Nie auction. Please contact me for payment and shipping info.
Lana, did you get my e-mail? I hope i sent it to the right place. :) if not, e-mail me at
joeljillp at msn.com
You girls rock! I am impressed!
Congrats! I just got a bike Sat so I will be there too next year!You guys rock!
Mare-Mall
Finally something extraordinary from the extraordinary housewives. I have been waiting to see something to match the name.
Who is Pete? Must be a fan!!
Well I am not exactly a fan. Just happened to be directed to your site from a friend. So I was curious why you called yourselfs extraordinary. I mean that is a pretty boastful title, which if you fit the bill, I say go for it. However, in the last 6 months I have read your blog and haven't really seen anything posted on there that would make you extra ordinary housewives. I mean housewives who dedicate their lives to raising their children and keeping a good home are extraordinary anyway like by definition. But I would like to see things posted that make you actually extraordinary housewives if it is actually true that you do these things. housewives that take the time and energy to train for triathlons, now I thought that was extraordinary. Go you triathlon girls.
love it
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