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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Thursday, June 25, 2009

New Baby

Congrats to our friend on her baby bundle yesterday!! :) From what I hear Jen was quite the wonder woman , making it look easy to deliver a baby. I don't know how many kids this makes for our little group but I do know with the addition of Slade, Ava, and the next Shirley, it is ALOT. Wow, baby making women we are. Who's next?.............................I will go 1st, my bet is on Emily......we really should put some money down and see who guesses who
-S.Stokes

1 comment:

Emily said...

Ha-ha! Very funny! But since we're on the subject of me being pregnant....(NO, I am not pregnant!), would you please do something about that fat belly of mine in the picture of moi on the side oh Sarah the Great! You being the photoshop expert and all, I'm sure you crop that big ol' belly right out of there!