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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Test from H*LL !!



See this wall? Yes it's the great Wall of China. It is uneven and steep and it's exhausting just looking at it! Yes, I have climbed it(well a portion of it anyway). It was excrutiating and hot and I had Monkey Mia on my back! What does this have to do with "The Test from H*ll? Lets just say, I would rather have to climb this wall 100 times without stopping, without food or drink, in 100 degree weather, with 2 Mias on my back before I ever have to look at another Trigonomic ratio EVER AGAIN!!! The good news is the test is over and I think I actually passed it. I will find out tomorrow. Thanks again for the laughs and belly bustin' interpretations of our new favorite book....... Skinny B*tch!! That's why I love ya!!

Mare

4 comments:

Marilyn said...

Wow, well at least it is finally over!!! I'm sorry I missed all the laughs the other night and what is this about our new favorite book? Sounds like a good one. Congrats on having that test out of the way!!!

Julie said...

I hate tests, glad you finished! Where did you guys get the background paper for this blog? It's way cute-love it.

marianne said...

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!! When are you coming to Burley again! You need to come play with us again girl!! So good to hear from you!!!!
Marianne

steph said...

Yes! I am so glad you are done. Now you can stop dreaming of angles and men jumping off trees.