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Synopsis of Us
Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!
Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!
Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.
Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.
Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.
Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.
Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.
Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.
Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.
Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).
2 comments:
OH MY- Who invited THAT GUY??????? Sheeeeesh!
Mel, we will party, how about like next Thursday night?
Marianne
Hi Girls! Heard about your blog in a strange way, but checked it out and it's great. Promise I won't be stalking/lurking, but needed to send a message to Melanie. Melanie, so sorry if I sounded (on Sunday) like one of those terrible people who roll their eyes and you know they are thinking, "Don't you have enough kids?" Seriously, I am so NOT that person! I hope you know I was kidding you... When I was pregnant with my third, yes only my THIRD, people would shake their heads and say things like, "Oh poor thing, better you than me" and crap like that. And I would think, "You're RIGHT, better me than you." I think because there's such a big gap between my second and third that they assumed it was a (not pleasant) surprise. Wouldn't they be surprised to know I now have 5!
And Lana, this IS where I found out about your sweet Emma's challenge. I am thinking and praying for her and your family. If I can help in any way, please let me know.
DeAnn Ontiveros
p.s. Can I say "crap" on this blog? Shocking! haha
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