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Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Monday, April 21, 2008

Happy B-Day Lana

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Hey gals it's Lana's birthday today and I thought I'd make a list of a few of the reasons why I love Lana!! Feel free to add to it in your comments!
Mare
ps........ see ya at her party tomorrow night at Sarah's around 8......and no, it's not a surprise!

Top 10 resaons why I love Lana!!!
1. She is HILARIOUS without even trying.
2.She posts her zits on her blog!
3. She is in her jammies 'till 10 am at least (like me)
4. She is a B**ch on the baseball field. (ok or at least a little over the top competitive)
5. She is the salt of the Earth.
6. She is a "what you see is what you get" type of gal, which is hard to find these days.
7. She will give anyone the shirt off her back , which is why she is topless today! J/K
8. She can flip you off and hug you in the same conversation and somehow you love it!
9.Her "crap"
10. You meet her once and you know you have met a friend for life!

Posted by Extraordinary Housewife at 1:13 PM

3 comments:

Extraordinary Housewife said...

Sorry guys......didn't mean for this to post twice! Shut up Sarah!

April 21, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Sarah Stokes said...

I wasn't gonna say a word about you being an IDIOT around the computer! No not at all I am gonna just keep my mouth shut, and not say anything:)

April 21, 2008 at 2:38 PM
steph said...

Yes Lana I am so glad you had a birthday cuz now we can have a for fun party! No planning, just fun!! Did you get a nap??

April 22, 2008 at 12:25 PM

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