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Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Monday, April 21, 2008

Hot Mommas love Lana

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Hey gals it's Lana's birthday today and I thought I'd make a list of a few of the reasons why I love Lana!! Feel free to add to it in your comments!
Mare
ps........ see ya at her party tomorrow night at Sarah's around 8......and no, it's not a surprise!

Top 10 resaons why I love Lana!!!
1. She is HILARIOUS without even trying.
2.She posts her zits on her blog!
3. She is in her jammies 'till 10 am at least (like me)
4. She is a B**ch on the baseball field. (ok or at least a little over the top competitive)
5. She is the salt of the Earth.
6. She is a "what you see is what you get" type of gal, which is hard to find these days.
7. She will give anyone the shirt off her back , which is why she is topless today! J/K
8. She can flip you off and hug you in the same conversation and somehow you love it!
9.Her "crap"
10. You meet her once and you know you have met a friend for life!

Posted by Extraordinary Housewife at 1:14 PM

3 comments:

Chelsie said...

Happy Birthday Lana! I hope your day was full of fun and laughter. So I am wondering about getting my Drakes thing sometime soon. Lets put our heads together on that ok? awesome. I hope you had a fantasterrific birthday!

Chelsie

April 21, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Marilyn said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Lana dear, happy days will come to you all year! Sorry I couldn't help it! So wishing I could be there tonight but you will definitely be in my thoughts. Have fun without me, hopefully by this time next year, we will be back "home". Maybe sooner if at all possible. Love ya Lana, you rock!!!

April 22, 2008 at 6:38 AM
Emily said...

Wow Mare! That was a great sum-up of Lana! I, too, love all those things about Lana. I love the way she instantly makes you feel comfortable. The first time I met Lana I felt like we had been friends forever! Everywhere I go with her, she makes people feel like they matter. What a cool thing that is. If she sees someone in need, you better believe she will be the first one to jump up and help. She is a doer! And she has a great Martha Stewart streak in her. She has a great eye for things....I mean it takes a good eye to find the "treasures" she finds at the DI! We love you Lana!

April 22, 2008 at 7:34 PM

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