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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Monday, February 16, 2009

Jen? Baby News?

Ok Jen, seriously, do we have to have an announcement party for real? I know you know what your having? We can have a Lana Luncheon this week sometime and you can bring your sealed envelope and reveal it at lunch. What day works for you? Lets have a coming out party!:) -Sarah

4 comments:

marianne said...

I agree! Is it Ava? Maybe it's Alvin? Come on we are DYING HERE!!

steph said...

Jenn, I was not on your text list (so sad) but I heard the news about the baby or is that a RUMOR!

Extraordinary Housewife said...

Jen's already out of the closet.

Congrats

http://extraordinaryhousewives.blogspot.com/2008/11/time-to-be-official.html

Jen said...

Sorry for any confusion, there is no closet. I sent texts to whoever's cell phones were programmed in my phone, and some people have used the old fashioned telephone to find out. It's so challenging to cover all the routes of technology, but for the computer loving friends, IT'S A GIRL! Ava is officially alive and kicking. And Mare we hadn't settled on Alvin, we thought the opposite of Ava was Adam! We're so excited, spread the news.