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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

It's a Monster!


Today, well, actually yesterday, I woke up with a ginormous zit on my nose. Some of you may think that I've ruined the blog by posting this picture, but I felt it necessary so all could get the full effect of my dilemma. At first it looked like my whole nose was bright red (rudolph) and now it has encapsulated into a nice, large mountain. It really ticks me off. I didn't even get these through puberty. There's really no one to complain to because I promised the zit gods I would never complain again when my face was clear for my wedding. Great wedding pictures, but this is pushing it! Any advice as to how to get rid of it or cover it up. It's very hard to conceal since it is right out there in front on my nose. The red seems to "shine" through the concealer. I have used ice to take down the swelling before, maybe I'll just go stick my head in a snow drift. Pray for me!

4 comments:

Ashley Wray said...

Oh Lana, do toothpaste (it has to be the paste kind) on it before you go to bed and it will dry and shrink that little sucker! I'm sure Jeff will love going to bed with you smelling all minty, but trust me, it works!

Sarah Stokes said...

That's disgusting!! I know, I never got them in high school now you should see my chin, there is a little party going on there! Try the tooth paste I would like to know if it works.

steph said...

My advice is don't squeeze so much that you just get clear stuff. I am pretty sure that means that you have gone too far. I do feel a boil coming on. Any ideas how to zap that before the redness shines through?

Emily said...

Only you Lana! Who takes pictures of their zits for all to see? I mean, isn't the idea to try concealing them? Good Luck with the toothpaste! I think you should take a picture for us!