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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

POOP!

I am definitely in for tonights GNO! This is a day in the life of Steph. Valerie has been sick but not with diarrhea (although I am starting to wonder). I changed her poopie diaper and of course she ran away from me - NAKED! This was okay because I needed to go wash my hands due to the extra full diaper. I came back to find her pooping more and stepping in it and smearing it all over the carpet. Off to the tub she went for a good cleaning and back to the carpet I went to scrub. I soon heard grunting and started running. Too late! The tub was full of poop. Now, I have to scrub Valerie, the tub, and the carpet. I have no pictures to post for this moment because at the time it was not that humerous. Don't let me fool you - I am definitely glad to be a mother I just prefer seeing poop in the toilet. (I apologize if this was too graphic for you non-nurses)

2 comments:

Extraordinary Housewife said...

Poop, poop and more poop. I will have to say that it is so nice to have it in the toilet. I have potty trained Ty. It wasn't too hard, but not too easy either. I'm glad it's done (minus the occasional accidents). What a big boy!

Sarah Stokes said...

I hate poop! Just a little longer, and I will be a no diaper family! Brynlee has good days and bad, but for the most part, potty trained, Yay, I do have to agree with Steph I like to see poop only in the toilet.