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Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!
Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!
Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.
Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.
Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.
Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.
Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.
Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.
Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.
Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).
12 comments:
Who got the new broom? Lana I still could use a dust pan:)
Tell us the story!
Mare
I got the new broom! Lana and Diane stopped by my house one day and ended up helping me clean my kitchen. Neither of them were impressed with my "crooked" broom--crooked because it had broken in half and then Brek repaired it. It was OK for a while, but it has slowly been bending again! Last night Lana showed up with a new broom! Yeah for me!
That is right. I think Sarah still uses paper or a piece of cardboard in place of a dustpan.
Honestly, we must really be extraordinary housewives if we can get our houses clean under such unfavorable circumstances. Fortunately, I have a great broom and an extremely sturdy dustpan, but that doesn't mean I use it. Lana
Ps. I had to get her a new broom. How embarassing that one of our own kind would have to work with such shoddy materials.
Sarah, Your husband owns the store for heaven sakes, doesn't he feel sorry for you and get you a new dust pan?:) By the way, does anyone want to come help me clean my house?!
Mare,
Kai is there! Just put him to work! He is EXCELLENT slave labor.Did I just say that? No really, if he needs something to do, he pretty good around the house.(A frosty from Wendy's goes a long way with that kid!)
Mare
When is our next GNO?? Jarrod is leaving for a week and a half on Sat. so ya know........while the cat's away, the mice will play!!
Mare Mallory
I'm going to go to Fools Gold on Saturday (the early show, like 7:00 or something). If anyone wants to go, Matthew and I will be there! Lana
I'm also going, 7:00 Saturday....
Em I am very glad to see that someone took pitty on you and bought you a new broom!
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