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Synopsis of Us

Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!

Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!

Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.

Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.

Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.

Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.

Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.

Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.

Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.

Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).

Monday, February 4, 2008

Lana..........EAT YOUR HEART OUT!


Hey!!! Just when you thought Lana was the queen of "free shtuff" ...........well think again! I was at STOKES FRESH FOOD MARKET (plug) on Saturday and Farm Bureau was doing a promotion there. I tried to avoid anyone and everyone as I was a stinky mess straight from the gym. Well, the lady carrying dozens of helium balloons literally followed me down the aisle and asked if I would play her game for the chance to win 5.00 off my groceries at checkout or even the grand prize which was your entire cart, no matter what you had in it. I never win anything and I looked like a hag so I reluctantly said ok and tried to hurry so she would leave me alone! Well, I answered the question correctly and she made me close my eyes and choose a balloon. I did and said BYE BYE. I was actually buying some food for a new family in our ward who were just moving in and did not have a stove in yet, so in the back of my mind I thought maybe it would be good carma- maybe I'll get the 5 bucks off. Well, I popped the purple balloon and confetti went flying out of it and you guessed it......... I was the grand prize winner! My groceries added up to 129.00 and it was all free!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, because I was looking so great they had to take multiple pictures of me with my cart, me with Steve, me with the Farm Bureau lady..... But all in all a SCORE for Mare!

7 comments:

Extraordinary Housewife said...

Unbelievable! I never win anything. I will have you know I have to look far and wide and spend many wasted hours searching for bargains! I am so, so happy for you!!! (also maybe a little jealous and bitter :)

marianne said...

Lana,
Thanks for the picture you added. She looks just like me! LOL
Mare

Extraordinary Housewife said...

She's not nearly as beautiful as you, but I thought it would work. Did the family in your ward get their appliances going?

marianne said...

Yes,
They bought a bed and a stove on Saturday. I can't wait for you to meet them. They are our age ish and have 4 boys! YEEEEE HAAAAAAAW
Mare

Steph said...

Way to go winner! What was your question?

marianne said...

The question was , How many weeks of income does it take to cover the cost of basic food supply for 1 year in the United States? The answer was 5 weeks or 37 days. Before you get impressed, it was on a paper in the literature she was giving out.So, a no brainer. I was surprised it was only that much. She said other countries it would be 6 months. We are pretty rich here by global standards.
Mare

Emily said...

You rock Mare! And despite all your protests, you always look fabulous, even when you are a stinky mess just coming from the gym! You should see me after I work out, then you would be proud of your sweaty self!