Be the change you want to see in the world...
Synopsis of Us
Lisa is au natural. She likes to have babies at home and drink slimy green liquids with large amounts of earth in them. She loves the quacks and we love her. If you are ailing, just call Lisa. She will doctor you up!
Melanie is a little bundle of energy. She's very peppy and always bouncing around. Do not drive with her. She tends to talk and visit and not watch the road. Cuts a mean hair-do!
Sarah is crazy! She loves Diet Pepsi (too much). The group photographer with many free photo shoots for her friends. Many questionable eating habits that we all ignore, hopefully they don't kill her.
Emily is an overachiever. She never sleeps and wakes up way too early so she can pratice music with her kids. She loves the earthy green drink too. Be careful, she will try to poison you with sugar-free goodies.
Jen is a dental hygienist. If you want to know which kind of gum to chew (to xylitol or not to xylitol, this is the question) she'll know.
Lana is full of crap! Literally, her house is full of crap! Yes, just stuff. If you ever need any random thing, pretty sure it's in her house... somewhere. Very competitive, don't coach children's athletics with her.
Adria is straightforward. She pretty much says it like it is. She is our community sex-ed advisor. Any questions, just ask her, she knows it all.
Marianne (one of the tall, leggy blonds) is amazing! She graduated from college while taking care of her four children and working to save the entire Chinese orphan population.
Marilyn is a perfectionist. She has to have everything at a ninety degree angle, if not, she's nervous. Hopefully this doesn't kill her. Likes to scrapbook, spends a large sum of money on this activity.
Stephanie (another tall, leggy blond) really likes to work out. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Nursing is her profession (not wet nursing).
Introducing the latest offspring of the Extraordinary Housewives! Can you tell - boy or girl?? It is a boy and you may be surprised to know this baby boy belongs to Mel! She had her ultrasound today. She is 19 weeks 4 days along. Her due date is April 17 . Go Mel, Go Mel!!
2 comments:
Can you say BLUE SHOWER!!!!
I did hear rumors, however I'm glad to have it comfirmed.
I didn't however hear it was a boy. I am so excited.
Congratulations Mel!
-Lana
Go Mel! I am so happy for you and Skylar. He finally gets his brother! Oh, and Billy- Congrads to you too!
So you get to join the six kids club? I have to admit, I'm a little jealous. Lana and Emily are good company. All I can say is that no one can accuse us of not doing our part to "build up Zion".
What does this make for us now forty-six kids all together? Anyone want to volunteer to babysit while we go do some good in the world? Oh, ya I forgot we are doing good for the world at home too. It's a good thing- because man! That's a lot of kids!
I'm very, very happy for you Mel!
=) -Lisa
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